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oh no top drop and sub drop on the same night.  ugh.  emotions.  Let me just curl into a ball and cry a little. 

no one ever warned me about this kinda shit when I got into kink, and I don’t see a lot of people talking about it, which is…interesting?  We should talk about it more. 


Woo. Tonight I have to pack and figure out what toys I’m taking when I go visit boy person! I haven’t seen him in forever and I am super excited.

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At what age did you lose your virginity?

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I never lost mine, I just absorb other peoples’, making my virginity grow stronger and stronger in preparation for the final battle. 

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fuuuuuuuck. it feels so good to get sucked off like this, even when your cock is verrrry small.

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Big Beautiful Bondage 1, Coax 


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Growth is painful. Change is painful.But nothing is as painful as staying stuck somewhere you don’t belong.
Mandy Hale (via onlinecounsellingcollege)

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These are the most NSFW asks I have ever seen. Obliterate me.



1. What tends to feel better for you, sex or masturbation?
2. Your 5 favorite spots to be stimulated.
3. Have you ever had your prostate stimulated?
4. Have you ever had an orgasm from anywhere other than your genitals?
5. Do you prefer clitoral or vaginal stimulation?
6. Can you touch your clitoris directly, or does that hurt?
7. Are you well-acquainted with your G-spot?
8. Are handjobs boring, or underrated?
9. Do you like having your balls touched?
10. Do you like having your nipples touched?
11. Do you like having your anus touched?
12. Have you ever been fisted (anally or vaginally)?
13. Do you like mild roughness (scratching, spanking, hair-pulling, etc.)?
14. Do you have any kinks?
15. Are you into anything under the BDSM umbrella?
16. Do you pee in the shower?
17. Do you ever masturbate in the shower?
18. Have you had sex in the shower?
19. Do you like being naked?
20. Do you sleep partially/fully naked?
21. Have you ever skinny dipped?
22. What’s the most unusual thing you’ve done nude?
23. Have you ever to a nude beach, naked party, or other situation involving casual nudity?
24. Are you comfortable being seen partially/fully naked by family or friends (i.e. getting dressed, etc.)?
25. Are you comfortable with partners seeing you nude in non-sexual contexts?
26. Have you ever showered with someone (non-sexually)?
27. Do you care if a partner sees you going to the bathroom?
28. Do you have naked pictures/videos of yourself? If yes, have you sent them to anyone? Are they online?
29. How many sexual partners have you had?
30. How often do you masturbate?
31. Age you started masturbating? How did you discover/learn about it?
32. What position do you typically masturbate in (laying on back, on stomach, sitting up, etc.)?
33. Describe your masturbation routine, technique, etc.
34. What do you masturbate to (porn, smut, imagination, etc.)?
35. Have you ever masturbated to the point you got sore?
36. Your thoughts the first time you got up close and personal with the opposite set of genitals?
37. Have you ever “compared” (genitals, breasts, whatever) with a friend?
38. What kind of underwear do you normally wear?
39. Do you ever go commando?
40. Have you ever had a wet dream/orgasmed in your sleep?
41. How big is your penis?
42. Does your penis curve at all?
43. Which testicle hangs lower?
44. How big are your breasts?
45. Do you long or short labia? Are they even or uneven?
46. Do you have a particularly large or tiny clitoris?
47. Are you circumcised or no? Are you happy with it?
48. Are you turned on or off by foreskin, or don’t care?
49. What are you more into (or like more about yourself), boobs or butts?
50. Do you find genitals physically attractive, or weird/gross, or not feel strongly either way?
51. Do you like the way your genitals look?
52. Would you be able to pick out your genitals from a lineup?
53. Do you like your butt?
54. What do you do with your pubic hair (shave, trim, wax, nothing, etc.)?
55. Do you care/have a preference what partners do with their pubic hair?
56. Do you tuck your penis a certain way (i.e. left or right) when you get dressed?
57. Do you have or want any genital piercings? Do you like any on other people?
58. What is the quickest you’ve ever brought yourself (or been brought) to orgasm?
59. Do you ever “edge” (repeatedly stop and start) when masturbating?
60. What’s the longest masturbation session you’ve had? Longest sex session?
61. What’s the most orgasms you’ve had in one session (of anything)?
62. Do your orgasms tend to be full-body, or crotch-centric?
63. Spit or swallow?
64. When you ejaculate, do you more shoot or dribble?
65. Is it hot or gross to get ejaculated on?
66. Do you “squirt?”
67. Have you ever attempted (or succeeded) to give yourself oral?
68. Have you ever given/received a footjob, boobjob, etc.?
69. Have you ever had sex in a public place?
70. Have you ever had sex in a bed/on a couch that didn’t belong to either of you?
71. Have you ever had sex/masturbated while somebody was sleeping near you?
72. How many rooms of your house/apartment/etc. have you had sex in?
73. Strangest/most unique place you’ve had sex? How about masturbated?
74. Have you had any sexual experiences that were downright gross?
75. Are you particularly “vocal” when masturbating/having sex?
76. Have you ever been caught masturbating/having sex?
77. Have you had or do you want to have a threesome (or foursome, or more)?
78. Do you own any sex toys?
79. Have you ever used a homemade sex toy, or a regular object as a sex toy?
80. Can a dildo feel as good as a penis (assuming the person with the penis is good at what they do)?
81. What are your favorite positions?
82. Your most embarrassing sexual experience?
83. Worst place/time you’ve ever gotten a boner?
84. Have you ever had any genital injuries?
85. Have you ever had a sexually transmitted infection?
86. Have you ever had a non-sexually transmitted genital infection (yeast infection, etc)?
87. If you lack a penis, have you ever tried to pee standing up?
88. If you lack a penis, how familiar are you with how you look down there?
89. Do you think you’re “good” at sex, or your performance/skill could use improvement?
90. Have you “sexted” (whether through text messaging or IM chat)?
91. Have you masturbated for or with someone via webcam?
92. Have you have phone sex?
93. If you had the opposite set of genitals for a day, name 5 things you would do.
94. What’s something you like about your body?
95. What’s something you dislike about your body?
96. What body parts do you find the sexiest?
97. What was your most recent sexual thought?
98. Do you ever just play with your boobs, penis, labia, etc.?
99. When was the last time you touched your genitals?
100. Do you often imagine people naked?

I don’t anticipate too many asks, but what the hell, let’s find out.

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Pretty Kinky turned 4 today!
Thank you guys for hanging out with me for four years.  I’m not always around, but I do love this place.  I love how it’s been a place where I can explore things that I am into, ask for advice, answer advice, etc.  Y’all are great. 

Pretty Kinky turned 4 today!

Thank you guys for hanging out with me for four years.  I’m not always around, but I do love this place.  I love how it’s been a place where I can explore things that I am into, ask for advice, answer advice, etc.  Y’all are great. 



PS.  My back is on fire today.  It’s great. 

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A good friend of mine, Mr. Modulator (who has appeared here with a guest blog or two) beat the crap out of me last night.  

I rather don’t remember a lot of it, to be honest.  

I remember him dragging his wicked (un-edged) knife across my throat until I screamed.  You would not think this would make anyone scream.  But it did.  

I remember the slam of his hands and fists against my back.  The warm up from the flogger progressing into something deeper and harder.  Hands in my hair, pulling hard.  

There are giggles in my pain, I remember this, too.  

But what I really remember was the glorious burn of his quirt landing against my back.  I’d been fairly loud, but that, ngh, shut me up.  

Mr. M and J (a friend of ours) were talking during this.  Apparently, he thought I could only take five strokes from it before I yellowed.  I did not yellow.  I also asked J, when she stated she didn’t like the quirt, “what the fuck was wrong with you?”

It felt like it was fucking flaying my back open, like I should have been bleeding where it landed.  Each stroke made me focus on that strip of skin on my back, my brain jumping from stroke to stroke.  

When he moved away from it, I was kind of like “no come back with that thing.”  And when he said he was wrapping up the scene I remember being similarly whiny about wanting more. 

I asked for more quirt and he used it on me until I did yellow out of it.  And then I was a loopy fucker for about an hour afterward.  It was a fucking delight.  

Anyway.  That was the most intense painplay scene I have never been in, and I think it’s a safe bet to say that I like sting.  

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sips tea like a totally cultured human being and not like someone who’s spent all day drawing smut because why would I do that really


sips tea like a totally cultured human being and not like someone who’s spent all day drawing smut because why would I do that really

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Queer doesn’t mean “don’t label me,” it means “I am naming myself.” It means “ask me more questions if you curious” and in the same breath means “fuck off.”

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this is too hot