February 2012
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Reblogging because it literally made me laugh out loud.
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sitting here jealous of subs/masochists who can tie themselves up or hurt themselves when they masturbate
like i know for most people it’s not as good as when someone else does it but like
what am i supposed to do, take a flogger to my pillow
handcuff one chair leg to another
tell my laundry it’s a dirty used up slut
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Arghhhh, help...
little-mx-switch:
Guys I’m seeing my girl in less than a week and we’re intending on having sexy alone time
which, as we discussed two months ago (yes, it’s been that long since I last saw her), could include fucking with a strap-on and fisting, among other things
I haven’t fisted anyone before but I’m not too worried because I’ve taken a workshop on it and I’ve been fisted and I know that the...
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Anonymous asked: Take-down play?
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Tumblr suggestions?
For queer kink or tumblrs that focus less on the, hm, male gaze-y kink porn. Especially if it’s a female dominant tumblr that isn’t dripping with male-gaze inspired “femdom” porn.
Here, have an adorable blindfolded person to compel you to help me out.
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Lemon Stealing Whores.
“It’s a whore! Stealing our lemons!” I only watched the first two minutes, but really, that’s all you need to see.
fatandgeeky:
unnecessaryemotion:
Here’s the link to the porno: http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=42141344
That is all.
*giggles*
Put a kink in my ask - anon or not - and I'll tell...
I would also like to do this.
fatandgeeky:
Pleaseeee?
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little-mx-switch asked: #44, 49, and 50?
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Anonymous asked: 2, 12
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I can has questions to answer?
http://prettykinkythings.tumblr.com/ask 1. What is your best friends name?
2. What color underwear/boxers wearing now?
3. What are you listening to right now?
4. Whats your favorite number?
5. What was the last thing you ate?
6. If you were a crayon what color would you be?
7. How is the weather right now?
8. Who was the last person you talked 2 on the phone?
9. The first thing you...
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grumpy me is grumpy (well, horny)
Tumblr I have been so ravenously horny for days now! I can’t count how often I’ve been aroused at horrible times and/or masturbated. I have watched so much porn and read so much erotica, and it’s not enough. *growls*
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Plotting some fictional porn with my Genie-chan
Genie-Chan: gods, i will never get tired of stripping a person down to becoming nothing but an needy sexual animal
Me: it's really fucking hot
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Porn
I realized that if I’m going to watch porn, I want to watch it in a language not English, that way none of the sexy is ruined by bizarre dialog. Especially BDSM porn! I did try and watch some porn in ASL (American Sign Language), but they don’t teach the signs they were using in college classrooms. And in other news, there is some seriously problematic fetishism of cultures in...
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January 2012
14 posts
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Technical issues.
I was editing my follow list and may have multi-linked (ad on that lets you open multiple links) blocked/unfollowed people! I am fixing this as I realize some of you aren’t showing up on my dash.
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Things I wish I was doing right now
I’m stuck by the sudden urge to be able to hold a person in my arms and tell them they are a good little boy or girl as I stroke their hair after a thorough spanking.
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New Year's Eve Party
Happy New Year!
We had a great game of Cards Against Humanity with prizes. I sadly did not win any of the prizes (A flogger, a hard plastic paddle, and a dragon’s tongue).
the party dragged before and after the game for me until toward the end. Twitchy had just come up from the wax play table and was looking warm and comfy when we decided to play. I got her up on this interesting...
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December 2011
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Waiting for.
fleurdumalparis:
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I love my friends
I’m going to a party/play party tonight and the host just messaged me:
and are you going to bring any one to beat, i so love it when you make the audience whimper
*his fiancee’s name* wants to know if evil A going to come out to play
I will be going sans play partner, but it’s all good. I might find someone willing to let me be evil.
Be safe tonight, my lovely kinky...
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