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Reblogging because it literally made me laugh out loud. 

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sitting here jealous of subs/masochists who can tie themselves up or hurt themselves when they masturbate

like i know for most people it’s not as good as when someone else does it but like

what am i supposed to do, take a flogger to my pillow

handcuff one chair leg to another

tell my laundry it’s a dirty used up slut

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  12. pinpomyoufoundthesecret reblogged this from skeggiold and added:
    Dunno if this is sad or very funny hahaha
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  14. fun-gal-infection reblogged this from safeword and added:
    ♡ HA LAUNDRY
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  16. fruit-by-the-foot reblogged this from altraragazza and added:
    Asdfg I love this lmao
  17. cthulhupet reblogged this from girlsrule-subsdrool
  18. freyasfancy reblogged this from safeword and added:
    So valid to my predicament right now…..
  19. altraragazza reblogged this from safeword and added:
    Haha this was you? I remember seeing this and loving it when I first entered the tumblr world.
  20. hideouspenguinboy reblogged this from safeword and added:
    Don’t mean to laugh at your plight, but this didn’t half make me chuckle!!
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  23. themilkykitty reblogged this from safeword and added:
    Oh my god. xD
  24. roseofchaos reblogged this from girlsrule-subsdrool and added:
    ^
  25. cuffedjake reblogged this from girlsrule-subsdrool and added:
    And to think that there are those of you out there who crave to do what so many of us crave to have done to ourselves....
  26. girlsrule-subsdrool reblogged this from safeword and added:
    Amen!

 

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