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Reblogging because it literally made me laugh out loud. 

safeword:

sitting here jealous of subs/masochists who can tie themselves up or hurt themselves when they masturbate

like i know for most people it’s not as good as when someone else does it but like

what am i supposed to do, take a flogger to my pillow

handcuff one chair leg to another

tell my laundry it’s a dirty used up slut

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    Dunno if this is sad or very funny hahaha
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    Asdfg I love this lmao
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  11. freyasfancy reblogged this from safeword and added:
    So valid to my predicament right now…..
  12. altraragazza reblogged this from safeword and added:
    Haha this was you? I remember seeing this and loving it when I first entered the tumblr world.
  13. hideouspenguinboy reblogged this from safeword and added:
    Don’t mean to laugh at your plight, but this didn’t half make me chuckle!!
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    And to think that there are those of you out there who crave to do what so many of us crave to have done to ourselves....
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