Fat people have sex. It may or may not involve some kind of magical fatty mating dance. Either way that’s none of your business so stop. fucking. asking.
wait are you serious do people really not understand that fat folk have sex just like thin folk? like wow it’s… pretty intuitive i think ??? like i honestly don’t understand this
actually idk if you guys know this but some fat people actually have special techniques for having sex
personally i like to lay on my stomach like a beached whale on the bed, and have my partner penetrate me from behind. i try not to make too much noise or move so as not to disgust my partner with my fat, unattractive and unappealing body. also we use the jaws of life to spread my thunder thighs.
and as for how a fatty like me got such a hot piece like my boyfriend, it’s a symbiotic relationship. I get a partner and he gets the luxury of warmth and looking better by comparison.
BECAUSE NO FAT PERSON CAN EVER BE ATTRACTIVE EVER, AND IF SOMEONE DOES FIND US ATTRACTIVE ENOUGH TO HAVE SEX IT’S WEIRD UNATTRACTIVE AND GROSS
i had a lot of fun with all that sarcasm
WAIT WAIT WAIT
there may be a magical fatty mating dance?! Is there like, a video somewhere so I can learn this shit? THIS IS IMPORTANT, I NEED TO CONTINUE TO GET LAID
I told boy person I wanted to tie up and hurt someone’s cock and balls. He said this sounded like something he’d be down for, and invited me over to his place.
IDK if this counts as magical fatty mating dance?